5 Things You Gotta Do in Miami Before the Year Ends
Time’s ticking, bitch. If you’re in Miami and haven’t lived your best brunchy, beachy, boozy life yet… we’ve got your year-end checklist ready. Spoiler alert: It includes mimosas and matching fits with your bitches.
Let’s wrap up the year the Bacon Bitch way:
1. Get Brunch-Wasted at Bacon Bitch South Beach
Start your countdown with the best brunch in Miami. We’re talkin’ bottles, mimosas and a brunch party that slaps harder than your 2025 playlist. Gather the crew and come get called bitch the fun way.
1001 Collins Ave, Miami Beach — Yes, that close to the beach.
2. Take the Squad to Bayside for Bitch Energy & Bay Views
Hit up Bacon Bitch at Bayside Marketplace for a waterfront brunch with serious vibes. Cruise ships, palm trees, a little shopping… and of course, us. The DJ’s loud, the cocktails are louder.
Bonus: Show your cruise voucher and get a special discount. Because you deserve it, bitch.
3. Buy the Merch. Yes, ALL of It
If your whole crew isn’t in matching “I’m That Bitch” tees or sipping from a glittery Bacon Bitch cup, what are you even doing? Cop the goods now and enter 2026 in full bad bitch mode.
Find it in-store or buy it online!
4. Snap That Pic for the Feed
Before the year ends, you need at least one fire brunch pic in a hot outfit with a mimosa in hand. Both our locations are aesthetic, neon signs, and the perfect amount of Miami chaos.
Outfit idea? Type brunch Miami outfit in your faves, then bring it to life at Bacon Bitch.
5. Rally the Crew for One Last Turn-Up
Call your bitches, set the group chat on fire, and book your table. Whether it’s for a birthday, a divorce brunch, or just a because-we-can day, finish the year screaming “shot o’clock” at the top of your lungs.
