Brunch with a View, Bitch: Bacon Bitch Bayside


Let’s get one thing straight: if your brunch doesn’t come with a waterfront view — you’re doing it wrong. And lucky for you, Bacon Bitch Bayside is serving all that and more. Located in the heart of Bayside Marketplace, right along Downtown Miami’s iconic waterfront, this is more than a restaurant — it’s a whole ass experience
Bacon Bitch Bayside isn’t just “well located.” We’re sitting pretty right on Biscayne Bay, surrounded by palm trees, yachts, tourists, locals, and Miami heat (the fun kind, not the sweaty kind). If you’re coming from a boat ride, shopping spree, or you’re just strolling through Bayside Marketplace, this is the place to stop and eat.
We’re just steps away from spots like the Skyviews Miami Observation Wheel, Island Queen Cruises, and more iconic Bayside attractions. And did we mention the view? Because yes, bitch — we’ve got brunch with a view.
From thick waffles to stacked sandwiches and mimosas that hit hard — the Bacon Bitch Bayside menu brings the heat. Got a crew? Even better.
Our Bayside spot is made for birthday brunches, tourist takeovers, and any excuse to get loud over some fried chicken and bacon.
Between our insta-worthy plates, and the fact that you can literally watch boats pass by while sipping a cold drink, Bacon Bitch Bayside is brunch and content all in one. Pro tip: come golden hour. The lighting? Chef’s kiss. The vibe? Unmatched.
This isn’t a quiet brunch. This is Bacon Bitch Bayside — and here, we cheer, we shout, we dance, and yes, we might even hand you a shot if the vibe is right.
We’re here for the fun bitches, the hungry bitches, and the camera-ready bitches.
Because no one’s doing brunch in Bayside like we are. The food slaps. The view stuns. And the energy? Always on 10.
Book your tabhttps://baconbitch.com/le now. Either way — your waterfront brunch just found its main character.
Miami Beach is known for its sun, sand, and non-stop energy — but let’s be real, bitch: no trip to South Beach […]
Celebrate Love with Brunch! Walk into Bacon Bitch, and there’s one thing you can always count on—a loud, unapologetic “Hey Bitch!” coming […]
If you’re sailing through Miami or getting ready to set sail, your adventure starts or ends with the best brunch in Miami right here at […]